"I founded the Mola Preservation Society for two main reasons:
first, I have an innate predisposition toward philanthropy, and
finding the Mola to be the very embodiment of my values, saw its
preservation as a worthy cause; second, I'm basically a chickenshit,
and I figure, how hard can it be to preserve something that has stayed
exactly the same for as long as the Mola has?"
--Ralph Pearson
Harvard Graduate with honors(Harvard School for pale young boys)
Minister in the Universal Life Church
Doctorate of Metaphysics
ULC designation
Snapshot of Bob Rieger with a stylie hat